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Dirty minds.

Aaaaaand just realized there is no way to write a description of two people discussing how to slurp raw oysters without it sounding dirty and inappropriate. Especially when it's an adult teaching a child how to eat it. Great. Gutter mind, you're terrible.

The dialogue in question:

“So what you’re going to do is just lean your head back and let it slide down your throat.”

“What does it taste like?”

“A little salty."


...and that's where I stopped typing and went "well shit. Maybe I'll just use some exposition for this bit."

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big_yellow_moon
Feb. 22nd, 2014 04:28 am (UTC)
Don't forget the classic "Top Ten Lines that Sound Dirty in Star Wars but Aren't"

10. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

9. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!

8. Look at the size of that thing!

7. Sorry about the mess...

6. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

5. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

4. You've got something jammed in here real good.

3. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!

2. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

And the number one line that sounds dirty in Star Wars but isn't...

1. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
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